Thursday, November 13, 2008

Crazy

My niece Lauren went to ballet yesterday morning. Christie picked her up after class and her ballet teacher pulled her aside.

Teacher
"Lauren said something strange today; maybe you can explain it."

Christie
"Sure."

Teacher

"I asked her how California was, and she said 'Fun.' I asked her what she saw,
and she said 'I saw Crazy.' I said 'What?' and she said it again - 'I saw
Crazy.' What does that mean?"


Christie
"That's my sister."

I love being Aunt Crazy.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Already Cheating

Wow, I am TERRIBLE at this. I've already cheated 2 & 1/2 times! One time consciously, one time unconsciously, and one time I found a loophole in my own rules just to get what I wanted!

On Purpose
OK, I went to Sea World on Saturday. I paid for my own ticket, and it was clearly not a necessity, food, or a gift. Sue me. I was in San Diego with my brother, my sister, and - most importantly - my three and a half year old niece! I was GOING to Sea World.

Without Thinking
On Sunday, my brother played me a Johnny Cash song I hadn't heard before called "One Piece at a Time." I loved it, and I immediately purchased it on my iPhone. It wasn't until Monday when iTunes sent me a receipt to my e-mail that I even realized I'd violated my own rule!

Ignoring Intent
I needed sleep. I didn't get much sleep in San Diego, and I was about to catch a red eye on Monday night. I was departing at 11 and arriving at 9 AM (3 hours ahead) in Richmond. I needed to then drive down to see my Mom in Cary because she was having an eye operation. I knew I would also be returning to Richmond for work this morning. I needed SLEEP! On the flight to San Diego, I was freezing and couldn't sleep at all. So, in the airport shop, I saw the Brookstone Nap blanket for $35.

It was CALLING me ...
"Aunt Crazy, Aunt Crazy ... buy me and you'll sleep like a baby!"
So I called back
"I can't!! I can't! I'm Not Buying It!"
Still, it relented
"OK, well, your Mom is having surgery ... if you buy this for her - AS A
GIFT - then it still falls within the rules... and naturally, she won't mind if
you use it on the plane just to get a little shut-eye!"
SOLD.
Depravation is obviously not my Thing. Like everyone, I was thinking of all of the Veterans who have sacrificed so much for our country yesterday. Meanwhile, I can't even seem to sacrifice a mild chill!! Pathetic.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Cowabunga!


No, I don't surf, but I am off to the land of Gidget! Inspiration of LL Cool J and The Eagles! I get to see Bill today! Little brother! Tower of Power! Stretch! BK! Bubba!

Have a wonderful weekend and a peaceful and thoughtful Veterans Day on Tuesday.

Love,
Aunt Crazy